Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Russian Girls. Jades Or Angels.

Surely you're not surprised with the fact that Russian girls like indeed the girls of any other nationality are a certain mixture of angel and devil. But this blend of Russian girls has its national characteristics. Today I want to talk about Russian girls in terms of their propensity to bitchiness (I think the word "jadishness" will suites better, so let me use it hereinafter). And how this can be overcome successfully.

You once are cruel, gently then
Again you beat my fragile nerves...
You have to wear warning plate:
"I'm dangerous! Before you Jade!"

So exclaimed a poet, often run up on terrible jades and time after time missed very painful blows. Assuming that at the call of bard all jades suddenly take the plates recommended them, the tender and vulnerable men will certainly be shocked by a huge magnitude of the jadishness -as terrible as the tsunami, and unpredictable as El Niño, a spontaneous phenomenon of nature.

But the jades can be different, here are the major types of jades, which most often occur in our Russians latitudes. We hope that this classification is useful for our readers, because the enemy, as the famous commander said, must be known by sight.

Spontaneous jade.

By appearance she is soft, decent, gentle, faint and kind, but can get worked up with half-turn. The only wrong word, a vague gesture doubtful compliment, and the poor man is assailed with tubs of dirt, buckets of charges, often in the form of material objects griddle (with a garnish), teapots (with boiling water), hot irons and aromatic dishes with borsch.

The main signs of this type of jade are the dove-eyed view and some complex. Spontaneity of the nature is also evident in the nature of sexuality. This lady can quickly get excited and dominate a man in any interior of the home, at work, in transport, at a public event. She does not love to refuse herself something, as her constraint centers are struck by unknown to Science viruses. Natural jadishness is to be treated difficult and long. Resorts, waters, expensive gifts, moralizing interviews are not effective. "Antibiotics" are helpful in the form of regular injections (sometimes with the use of physical coercion). In the reasoning behind this suggestion is the teachings of Pavlov's instincts, and the result of it - jade's clear understanding of the fact that, if she once again "begin to pull a trick", it will be very painful.

Pig-headed jade.

The most difficult type. The stubbornness is transmitted maternally or acquired during poor upbringing in childhood. This jadishness shines through all, daily and hourly. Pig-headed jade is in a state of perpetual hysterics, therefore is extremely dangerous to bystanders.

In the sex she is unpredictable, as well in her deeds. The distressing statistics
impassively reported of numerous injuries of mates to be at fault, caused by jealous jades of this type. Reeducation - not subject. Only hippopotamus with a thick skin and blind deaf and dumb cynics can get along with such a lady.

Oddity jade.

"You are an interesting oddity, but the matter, you see in terms ..." - sang a famous singer. What's the matter, he did not conveyed to curious public. And the fact is that "oddity jade" is a term born in Odessa and characterizes the most warm and mild (tolerance) jadishness type. Oddity jade constantly wants to change everything around her partner's life, an apartment, work, friends, children and relatives, the situation around him, the view outside the window and even the country. For such a girl the permanent dissatisfaction,
some timid romanticism and sentimentality is typical. She always looks for something better, "miracle", but her actions often resemble Don Quixote's struggle against the mills.

Oddity jade brings a lot of inconvenience to a family. She makes them all the time comments, trying (most of the good intentions) to change these loved ones for the better. She is very disappointing that they are changing, but not so quickly as she would like. She is often on the verge of tears. She is often, wantonly crying, explaining this by the pain from the imperfections of the world. In sex she requires a romance, candles, guitars, gentle words.

When treating this type of oddity jade the excellent results are given by full load the girl with some interesting affairs, so that she has neither time nor effort left.

Jade - chameleon.

At work, she is angel with gentle winglets. She is warning, soft, witty, radiates charisma and charm, is sober, logical and predictable in the deeds and thoughts. If necessary, she will serve any sexual services to superior officer. She has an excellent reputation of reliable, executive employee, her portrait hangs constantly on the symbolic Leaderboard.

At home, she has changed to one hundred and eighty degrees, becoming a tyrant in a dressing gown. She continuing needles the henpecked husband, children-sloven, mother-in-law-schizophrenic, not allowing them to relax for a second. Sex in family relations she uses as an additional tool for exerting a pressure on her husband. Husband to be guilty is charged deprived of "sexual rations" to the full remedy. While she herself is exposed to corrective with great difficulty. A life partner with a very strong character is only capable to eradicate the chameleonizm from such a person.

Armed with academic advice, you, men can safely apply them in everyday practice, because those times when jades will wear distinctive plates, is unlikely to come soon, remaining a pious wish of the poet in the clouds. Not for nothing the aforist who came under the charm of mistress-jade and abled fortunately, to break out of her iron embrace, finely perceived:

"A jade is a woman who changes a man into a hybrid of Vibrator and ATM". Better not true.

By: Julia Pika

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Article is written to give an outline description of a certain type of Russian girls. Fortunately for western men who would like to meet a bride among Russian girls such women do not look for husband abroad and dating sites are visited only by Cute And Pretty Girls

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